PRODUCTIVITY
You see those things those people do? Don’t do it!
Well, not everybody wants to be the best. I think a lot of people have been told how to be the best for so long that they have grown bored and tired of it.
So, if you're in this category, you have come to the right place because right now, I'll be showing you how NOT to be the best!
#1. Don't Make Plans!
Planning ahead of time is really lame and time wasting. You have better things like sleeping and chatting, to do with this time. Only people that want to be the best stress themselves with useless things like making plans, and trust me, you don't want to be among them!
#2. Avoid Asking Questions!
Don't do it. Those things you see people do — asking unnecessary questions, don't even try it. It's mentally draining and unhealthy. Most of those people do it just to look smart. They don't know shit.
So, kill that curiosity, and learn to accept what you don't understand. After all, curiosity kills the man, sorry, cat.
#3. Bring People Down!
This might be the most important tip here so, pay close attention. You see those oversabi people that want to be the best, show them pepper. Follow them everywhere and mock them. There's nothing sweeter than this, bro. You know all those comments and bashings that will make somebody think of the day his grandfather was born? Give them! They don't know anything. Drop them like bomb on their posts and laugh loudly to yourself. You're a king. Don't be derailed by the many bad reactions you'll get because, if you do this right, you'll get tons of supporters too.
Sho ti get? Let's move!
#4. Procrastinate.
I really don't know why people will choose to do something today when there are other days to do it. Like, is it the end of the world? The worst part is that they will now be giving advice as if it's their life. Nonsense! See finish that article only when you have slept over it, prayed and fasted over it. Don't make that mistake of starting that business now. Is time running away?
Cancel that 'study time', and write 'flexing time'. Take good care of yourself because "health is wealth". Procrastinate like mad!
Lastly, don't dare hangout with those ones that want to be the best. They'll corrupt you, and make you go against your principles. Avoid them.
Don't forget this advice. I have to go finish my work now. I'll speak to you soon!